Time for another visit to the greeting card section.  But these are Valentine’s Day cards with a twist.  They’re the irreverent work of Los Angeles artist Emily McDowell.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!  I got you an uncomfortable, emotionally charged conversation about the future of our relationship!  (Just kidding.  Let’s make out.)”

“Thinking about you is like remembering I have ice cream in the freezer.”

“I don’t entirely understand what ‘bae’ means, but I’m pretty sure you’re mine.”

“There’s nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.”

And if you’re feeling a little awkward in your pursuit of that special someone, she has Valentine’s Day cards with you in mind, too.

“Well, this just sucks.  I wish I had a better way to say it, but my brain feels totally stuck right now.  But I just want you to know that even though I might not always have exactly the right words, you will always have me.  I’m not going anywhere.  So I hope you’re cool with that.  Because I love you.”